Virtual Classroom Producer Haiku

Posted by Jackob G. Hofmann on Apr 25, 2014 1:00:00 PM

insynchaiku_w569_h580It's Friday - time for lighter fare...  

Producing overnight shifts provides a lot of time for reflection...and often entertainment. Being creative helps keep virtual classroom producers engaged. For your Friday amusement, some producer haiku.


During an interruption of internet service
                          A producer remains calm
And successfully logs herself back in 


6:05 PM, Mumbai time
A virtual classroom teeming with boisterous attendees
“Mute All” upon entry

Five frenzied panelists
All wrangling--wrestling for the ball
Alas, there will be blood


                                                        The problematic slide deck
                           Sent, then uploaded, at the last minute
Causes mass confusion and anxiety for all

An impromptu breakout session request
Sometimes results in
Writing responses in chat


A missing facilitator
                    A ticking clock
                                  Damn you, Daylight’s Savings Time!


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Topics: Virtual Classroom - Production, Just For Fun